Honest question. I’m terrified of failure ;-;
Anyway, I know I’m not the only one who’s wished hand soap was edible.

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Like every other condiment it should be used in quantity and where appropriate

I hate too much of it (that goes for any herb or spice) but it’s totally needed to elevate some dishes, at least in our gastronomy (portugal)

Everything with seafood, even some pork stews.

But just a little

Oh and you can chop the stalks to incorporate at the beginning frying part (refogado we call it, what’s the english word?) then just use some leaves as decoration and olfactory bliss

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Coriander btw

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Unless you’re talking about the seeds… I’m pretty sure that’s only what British people call it

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This meme is rock solid.

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As someone who was a highly curious kid, I can tell you that Coriander/Cilantro does not taste like soap.

It tastes like soap smells. Soap does not taste like it smells.

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You do realize that a great many folks have had their mouths ‘washed out’ by soap? When I tell you it tastes like soap, I’m not joking.

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Dunno about cilantro but Lipton Ice Tea Lemon (at least here in Germany) tastes like the highly toxic cleaner we used to clean printer stereotypes when I was jobbing at a paper cup manufacturer.

And FuzeTea Lemon tastes like Pustefix soap bubbles.

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why are you stereotyping cups 😭😭

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Username checks out

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Why do you know what the highly toxic cleaner tastes like? Are you a ghost?

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My username isn’t a portmanteau of accident and death for no reason.

In all seriousness though, the cleaner just smelt like the ice tea tasted. The day I first used the cleaner I actually had Lipton Lemon on my way to work and was caught a bit off guard by the smell.

Edit: FuzeTea definitely tastes like the soap bubbles though. The specific brand even, not just any. Source: I was a child once.

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