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Just got back from the vet because my dog got into my roommates stash. Good news—she’s going to be fine, but she’s going to be deeply stoned for a long, long time.

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You should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too.

Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?

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Then make sudden jerky movements right at the dog. Nothing could go wrong.

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This is why I prefer cats.

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Not how drugs work…

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On a dog’s brain? Who even knows?

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It takes a surprisingly large amount of weed to hit the LD50 point for dogs out turns out. Somewhere around 1 gram per pound of body weight.

But yeah, they do not handle it well at all.

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Our vet said they have never lost a dog before to this, but it’s 12 hours later and she is still stoned.

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Once you have crossed a certain amount of ingested THC it only prolongs the effects but doesn’t make them stronger. I’ve heard of people being high for over 24 hours from a miscalculated edible dosage

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Wait, did she ate edibles or just the raw weed, because the weed itself shouldn’t make a dog stoned.

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Neighbors: “ACAB!”

Dog: “Please, I’m retired.”

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These two are cool tho’.

If you are non-german or OOTL: One refuses to bite a demonstrator (who is protesting against Nazis) even though it is literally shoved into one, and the other one just bites another cop.

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52 points

Oh look, animal abuse.

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Fucking rofl. The dogs are more moral than those bastards.

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There was a X, so i closed it.

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The real ACAB is the police department dumping a retired K9 at the pound.

Yeah throw away a living animal once you no longer have use for it why don’t you

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Could have been the new owner who dumped a retired K9 at the pound, perhaps since sometimes those dogs have PTSD and can be more of a challenge than expected, or the owner died. Animals wind up in odd places for many reasons.

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“and all the innocent people you helped lock up? Are they happily retired?”

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Ruff

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Are those branches drying in the bathroom? Does that work? I’d think the high moisture after showering would ruin the drying process every time.

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Maybe they just don’t shower

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Oh, cool, I didn’t know my old roommate was on Lemmy.

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A half gallon of patchouli oil will get rid of the smell!

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Maybe it’s a separate 2nd bathroom they don’t really use, idk?

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A lot of growers turn the spare bathroom into the gardening room.

Edit: but not these guys, they have shampoo and stuff still in the shower. Iunno

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We have shampoo and stuff in our guest bathroom, so it’s still definitely possible.

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Possibly, however you can apparently dry wood even in outdoor non-sheltered conditions.

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“Non-sheltered”?

I mean sure you van leave wood out to dry but if it rains a lot at least the top logs won’t prolly be dry. But like if you cover them from rain with a tarp it’s fine.

Weed would go moldy though.

Bathroom isn’t bad if he’s not taking long hot showers all the time. Good ventilation because it’s an area that’s often wet.

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Doesn’t the inside dry out if the wood is raised off the ground? I’m talking over the course of a year plus for seasoning fire wood.

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Honestly if you have a decent exhaust fan and take short showers the humidity build up can be low.

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“JUST DOIN’ MY JOB”

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Either an ex cop dog, or an ex grower’s dog

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