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"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"(sh.itjust.works)

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Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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“I’m Chris Hansen and I need you to take a seat right over there.”

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mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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Accidental compliment to a bunch of forty-somethings.

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TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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I hate how there’s always some bizarre new term people are using for weird and bad reasons. “Foid”. I can guess it’s some weird demeaning term for women but still what the fucking fuck.

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glimse@lemmy.world
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Can’t speak to every state, but over here Firearm Owners Identification cards are 9-years expired when they turn 19

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Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.worksOP
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It’s short for “Femoid”, which is itself short for “Feminine humanoid”.

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TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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Yeah that’s what I figured. Bizarre all around. “Femoid” was too long for these pricks.

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frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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Cant have words longer than their penis

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grue@lemmy.world
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No, it was too respectful towards women.

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TheFriar@lemm.ee
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Soon enough it’ll get shorted again to “fud” or “fu”. The devolution of man

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PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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When does one become a crone? Or is that for specifically when you forsake society to live in the wilds?

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frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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When you Luigi assholes like this, but with herbs and magic. Bonus points if you can poison with mushrooms, as that thematically fits both crones and Luigi.

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Blackmist@feddit.uk
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When they first get pubes according to these fucking weirdos.

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Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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Crone is more about personality

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dumples@midwest.social
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Be the Crone your heart wants you to be. Pointing a shaking finger while muttering at your enemies helps

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flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Get outta my swamp you kids!

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Bronzebeard@lemm.ee
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FBI needs to pay attention to that man’s search history…

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Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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Thinking the exact same thing. Wouldn’t be surprised if he already isn’t allowed within 50 miles of a school.

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