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Trump receives ‘first ever Presidential Commemorative Inaugural Diet Coke bottle’ from Coca-Cola CEO(www.atlantanewsfirst.com)

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SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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Fucking bootlicking piece of ass

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SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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As much as I want to call out bootlickers, it would honestly be weirder if they didn’t continue the tradition.

Headline might as well be “Trump first president to prefer Diet Coke.”

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ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Can coca cola please gift him more non-diet cokes so he can get diabeetus and die

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Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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That’s kind of a terrible thing to say. I wouldn’t wish death or diabetes on anyone.

With that being said, Coke and Pepsi are slowly killing America

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PunnyName@lemmy.world
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Or just Diet Coke laced with polonium.

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Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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This is great

People here get way to up in arms when Trump is mentioned. Just enjoy the stupidity of the world.

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Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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In other words: Coca-cola doesn’t have a million to burn like the other oligarchs but wants to make Donny Two-Scoops feel like their special boy.

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PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk
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You don’t think the coca cola company has a million to burn?

THE COCA COLA COMPANY?!!

They just know that donny will lap this tat up and ask for seconds

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MimicJar@lemmy.world
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In other words, Coca-Cola realized that they don’t need to spend $1 million dollars, they can just slap “Special Boy” on a bottle for 6 cents and achieve the same result.

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QubaXR@lemmy.world
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Did Coke just call him fat?

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Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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It was diet Coke

It is basically health food

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BoobaAwooga@lemmynsfw.com
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Nah according to people from last time he was president he drinks this shit a LOT

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Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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Lemminary@lemmy.world
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Holy shit it’s not a joke.

Also:

James Corden has said that Joe Biden has an “ice cream button” on his desk.

Quickly, Ben & Jerry’s, you still got a few days left!

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