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Trump receives ‘first ever Presidential Commemorative Inaugural Diet Coke bottle’ from Coca-Cola CEO(www.atlantanewsfirst.com)

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Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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In other words: Coca-cola doesn’t have a million to burn like the other oligarchs but wants to make Donny Two-Scoops feel like their special boy.

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MimicJar@lemmy.world
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In other words, Coca-Cola realized that they don’t need to spend $1 million dollars, they can just slap “Special Boy” on a bottle for 6 cents and achieve the same result.

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PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk
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You don’t think the coca cola company has a million to burn?

THE COCA COLA COMPANY?!!

They just know that donny will lap this tat up and ask for seconds

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Delphia@lemmy.world
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You know every time he does something, someone in the comments makes an idiocracy reference and we all roll our eyes because “Yeah, theres the low hanging fruit guy coming to farm votes” like its an original thought.

Well… Its my turn.

“This Inauguration brought to you by Diet coke. DIET COKE, IF YOU DONT DRINK IT FUCK YOU!”

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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Except Idiocracy didn’t go far enough. Drumph isn’t going to walk around saying he’s sponsored by Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola is going to go around saying they’re sponsored by him.

“The Coca-Cola Company, sponsored by Donald Trump. Donald Trump - Fuck you!”

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QubaXR@lemmy.world
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Did Coke just call him fat?

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BoobaAwooga@lemmynsfw.com
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Nah according to people from last time he was president he drinks this shit a LOT

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Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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Lemminary@lemmy.world
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Holy shit it’s not a joke.

Also:

James Corden has said that Joe Biden has an “ice cream button” on his desk.

Quickly, Ben & Jerry’s, you still got a few days left!

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Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
2 points

It was diet Coke

It is basically health food

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ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Can coca cola please gift him more non-diet cokes so he can get diabeetus and die

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PunnyName@lemmy.world
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Or just Diet Coke laced with polonium.

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Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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That’s kind of a terrible thing to say. I wouldn’t wish death or diabetes on anyone.

With that being said, Coke and Pepsi are slowly killing America

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arandomthought@sh.itjust.works
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I saw the community this was posted in and my brain somehow removed the “not” in “not the Onion”. I was like “haha, oh the Onion. They still got it.”

Then I looked at the community again…

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