There are only two kinds of books that are truly loved - those pristine and undamaged, and those which look like they’ve been through the apocalypse

72 points

You don’t memorize the page number, you just sort of remember where you are and find it

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Ok Satan

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14 points

Hi there, it’s called ADHD, kill me :)

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5 points

We might need a 3rd axis for this, I feel it can be connected to any of these 🤔

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3 points

Is that chaotic lawful?

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Me whenever lose my bookmark thinking it’s the worst thing to happen to me, my book is ruined, and then I find my exact spot in 6.4 seconds.

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56 points

I’m lawful evil. But I think they mixed up neutral evil and chaotic evil.

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Me too, and this is the only alignment chart where I’m lawful and I don’t like it.

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Absolutely, putting a book down open face will fuck up the spine, and if done for a long time or repeatedly, the whole book will be deformed and maybe even fall apart.

That seems much more chaotic to me than dog earing a few pages.

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2 points

LE gang rise up!

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26 points

Tear the page you’re on out and keep it in your pocket to look back to when you need to start again and you can find the page # on the torn out page. /S

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30 points

Tear each page out as you read them. You’ll always open the book to the page you’re on

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10 points

Calm down, Satan

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25 points

I listen to audiobooks

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35 points

points and screeches

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5 points

With an accent?

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3 points

No, that’s farts only.

…and talking I guess.

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23 points

Chaotic Evil would be ripping out every page you’ve read.

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Hey Satan, nice to hear from you! Welcome to the chat!

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