80 points

If you hear a clicking sound run. It’s the onboard bomb detector.

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Only 6,000 blinks? That’s nothing but a watered-down scam-in-a-bottle preying on the naïve drivers trying to buy blinker fluid for their very first time. It has to be good for AT LEAST 10,000 blinks before I’d even consider putting in my car

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6,000 blinks in a BMW though. That’s a lifetime supply.

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Hey, where’d you find this? Do they have any that works on the rear blinkers?

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Is it blinking? If so, you made a grave error in the handling of your BMW.

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42 points

The rare picture of a BMW without a check engine light on. Truly a rare sighting.

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If you knew the abuse I put my 21 year old used BMW through, seriously.

Oil change? Who ever heard of it? 50+ miles a day? Yep. Lower octane gas than it calls for? Absolutely.

The windows won’t roll down in the back and they’re held up with erasers cut at an angle.

She keeps going though. Smooth ride. No noise from the road. Premium sound system.

It has been the best car I’ve ever owned despite being treated like I paid 6 bucks for it.

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Don’t jynx it man, your head gasket might decided it’s time to blow after you posted that comment.

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You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

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