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Least cluttered Windows Desktop:

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54 points

Pffff, if you don’t attach to the grid you got way more space for files.

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36 points

Gotta arrange by penis

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7 points

If anybody needs me, I’ll be here for the next half hour or so.

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1 point

Nice. It’s girth will grow for each new file saved.

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15 points

Can you sort this by penis? Internet Explorer needs to be at the tip or I won’t be able to find it.

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13 points

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4 points

Thank you so much for this, setting this as my wallpaper right now.

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9 points

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3 points

Aww, I love TWID! Thanks for the reminder, haven’t watched it in awhile

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1 point

Same here.

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7 points

There is a folder in my (Linux) desktop called “Old Desktop”

There’s a folder inside “Old Desktop” called… “Old Desktop”.

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3 points

Are you me? Haha recently I went looking through them and was appalled. Not enough to actually do anything about it though.

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I have the same but with the whole home directory.

/home/user/old_home/old_home/old_home

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7 points

Man, zooming in and looking at these icons was like a blast from the (not too far) past.

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4 points

Where’s Bonzi Buddy?

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Oh, that’s easy to clean up. Just open explorer, go to desktop, Ctrl+A, Ctrl+X, make a new folder called 2025-Jan, and then inside of that folder, Ctrl+V. Problem solved, forever.

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Where was that file? Oh, My Documents/Old Desktops/2023 November/2023 April/2022 December. Of course.

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pokemon blue, nice

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62 points

I absolutely do it the other way. Nothing is on my desktop except for the trash bin. There is a shortcut to the file explorer and browser pinned to the task bar. And that’s it.

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32 points

There is nothing at all on my desktop except for a text document created by my girlfriend saying that she loves me that she snuck on there when I wasn’t looking.

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6 points

Bro you didn’t have to come here just to brag…

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1 point

Mine used the sticky note app makes me smile every time I open my laptop.

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20 points

i don’t even have icons enabled on my desktop. Now I don’t have to feel stressed about cleaning it up

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Ah, a person of culture! Though I admit everything that I regularly use is pinned to the taskbar.

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Taskbar is all you need. Also, the windows/meta button, then just typing (or if you’re in KDE, literally just typing) the thing I want to do and hitting enter. Fuck desktop icons.

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Yeah, this is the way. Disable icons and recycle bin too.

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8 points

You’re ready for GNOME.

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1 point

What’s gnome?

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2 points

Assuming you’re not joking: Gnome Desktop Environment.

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Windows + E for file explorer as well, when you can’t be bothered with the mouse. I wish you were able to pin specific folders to the taskbar, as opposed to just general explorer. I want to save one click.

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I use my keyboard as little as possible, so shortcut keys aren’t for me. I use a laptop, and am usually lying on the couch, too far to reach the keyboard. I have a few shortcuts mapped to my mouse. You’d be surprised how much I can surf the web with just the mouse. And sometimes even with my left hand.

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52 points

Microsoft: put it in OneDrive. We will use your content to train our AI models. No really this is fine.

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Also Microsoft: If you ever try to leave us we will delete all of your data on all of your devices. We might even do it at random just for fun…No, we won’t warn you.

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I love the random deletetion. They deleted a whole year of my university notes just because.

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48 points

Me: “I’ve got an elaborate folder structure for all my documents.”

Windows: “You want to put this in the root directory of OneDrive.”

Me: "No, I want to put it in \SpecialFiles\ProjectName\IterationNo\DetailedSchematic"

Windows: “Root directory of OneDrive it is.”

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I fucking hate onedrive sooo much for this, it kills me a little everytime and it happens all the time. Im just a husk at this point. God damn fuck you onedrive.

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and it gives you that shitty prompt with like 3 locations to dark pattern you into using it instead of just putting you in the explorer window so you can go right to where you want to fucking save it. Wasting a shitload of time.

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1 point

Uninstall it. It’s an optional component.

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2 points

Not on work locked down pcs its not.

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5 points

Exactly.

Because My Documents is where Windows keeps all your save games from the last decade and beyond, because why would I use it to store MY DOCUMENTS?

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3 points

That’s why I debloat windows anytime I do a new install. Drop that box 🥊

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1 point

It’s a work computer, so my options are limited

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46 points

Good god. Putting stuff in the desktop is a big yuck. Your desktop probably looks like your room.

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24 points

The desktop is like the inbox of files, inbox-zero it and it’s a tidy place to keep things in focus until they’re sorted and filed away or deleted.

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19 points

Right. Why have an easy to locate area to quickly access temporary files, amiright?

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14 points

yeah like a downloads folder

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6 points

Not every temp file is downloaded.

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11 points

If a cluttered desktop is a sign of a cluttered mind, what does an empty one signify?

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Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor’s cup full, and then kept on pouring.

The visitor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself, “it is overfull, no more will go in!”.

“Like this cup,” Nan-in said, “your desktop is full of documents and shortcuts. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?”

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Zen

I alternate between a cluttered and empty desktop.

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2 points

Ride the waves

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4 points

Can confirm.

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2 points

Your desktop probably looks like your room.

What is “your room”? Which room?

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6 points

The padded one.

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2 points

That’s my comfort room

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0 points

take it back

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2 points

No

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