If you guys hate this I’ll delete it but I figure fedi could use more engagement, especially to build up really useful comms like this one. One of my “hobbies” is clicking on weird ads for unidentifiable crap products just to see what the fuck is that supposed to be??? and I wanted to see if other people would also find this fun and maybe get a really useful comm more traffic. Found this one on AliExpress.
Edit: ok I’m gonna have to find something really weird.
These are a jump rope simulators! You’ll feel like you are actually skipping rope without the tedium of jumping.
That’s insane? lol, I’m just a dude from all and that was my first guess 🤣😅
His and hers matching pair of Marill tails.
Based on my experience with strapless strapons you need to use exactly the right amount of lube and go as slowly as you need to to get it as far in as possible. You need to use juuust enough to get it in, but not so much that you can’t hold it in with some decent pelvic floor tone. If you’re using your anus you likely need slightly more lube since it’s not self lubricating and not quite as elastic but ultimately your best asset is still gonna be patience.
They are jump rope handles without the rope, so you can still feel like you are jump roping. I feel like there is a name for it but don’t recall.
I know its already solved but…
Dumb-chucks
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