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They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won’t allow them to write ‘fuck’ on their airplanes because it is obscene.

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The Horror… the horror

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You always gotta maintain civility when murdering people, y’know? Because killing others is one thing, but being uncivil? We’re a civilized people, for God’s sake!

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I chuckled and continued scrolling, then had to scroll back up to verify if this was The Onion or not.

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TOP CUM

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Going ballistic 😎

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Investigating in order to give the pilot a high five for being awesome I assume.

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AirForceProud95 requesting a high speed low pass in a hot air balloon 😁

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