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Fucking legend.

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TOP CUM

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Going ballistic 😎

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They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won’t allow them to write ‘fuck’ on their airplanes because it is obscene.

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You always gotta maintain civility when murdering people, y’know? Because killing others is one thing, but being uncivil? We’re a civilized people, for God’s sake!

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The Horror… the horror

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Dick is a real and valid Anglo name derived from Richard. 69 might be referring to his father’s age etc.

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Yep. And there were already 419 other pilots named Mary Jane.

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I’m proud to be a Canadian today. This guy is a legend. Too bad he’s about to go through a bureaucratic nightmare.

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