My American daughter in Morrison’s today. She didn’t know what a kilt was. She said it very loudly because she thought it was super progressive.
Top tip: never ask a Scotsman what he wears under there because, after a few drinks, he’ll shoe you. And they’ve always had a few drinks.
I took a photo up mine to post here but somehow it buggered up the camera on my phone.
… Do they carry Femboy Oats at Morrison’s, or did you have to make do with Scott’s?
OH MY GOD SQUID WE GET IT YOU MOVED TO THE UK /s
At first glance, I thought he was on the phone.
Lt. Dan, you got legs!