My American daughter in Morrison’s today. She didn’t know what a kilt was. She said it very loudly because she thought it was super progressive.

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Top tip: never ask a Scotsman what he wears under there because, after a few drinks, he’ll shoe you. And they’ve always had a few drinks.

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Not sure if typo or form of attack…

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He’ll literally hoof you.

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He’ll stick a shoe up your hole, for sure.

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You only have to ask?

I’m used to having to pay for that treatment.

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I don’t know where you’ve been, lad, but I see you’ve won first prize.

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I’ve been to Scotland.

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Well, gratz on winning first prize!

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I took a photo up mine to post here but somehow it buggered up the camera on my phone.

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Are you sure the phone didn’t bugger you up?

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… Do they carry Femboy Oats at Morrison’s, or did you have to make do with Scott’s?

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OH MY GOD SQUID WE GET IT YOU MOVED TO THE UK /s

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At first glance, I thought he was on the phone.

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Lt. Dan, you got legs!

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