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LOL silly thot, there’s no such thing as heaven.

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Heaven is defo the boring place. I want to have all the hung gay twinks all day for all of time, sipping all sorts of liquor and frotting with lucifer. I have a penthouse suite waiting for me, and a great time for all 😎

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Sounds like a delusional effort to deny observable reality. There’s no afterlife and y’all are wasting your time begging thin air for a better post-life future that’ll never come.

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(psst, you should re-read the message and process it again)

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This question is addressed in the book “The Lovely Bones”

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And for us dumbass’s, what was the answer?

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People in heaven watch whatever they want

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Bortles!

Jk I’m a Niners fan and I know this is the bad place

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I have an audience then 😏

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you should never be gobbling balls for any reason as that is a silly thing to do.

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^never had their balls gobbled

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In a just world, discouraging ball gobbling and muff diving would be instant ban offenses outside of ace space.

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Genitals and mouths were meant for eachother. Between your tongue and your nose you have two of the best sex toys ever invented just sitting right there on your face. All the time

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How’s Grandma gonna’ get 'er rocks off?

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She’s probably flicking the old dried up bean while she watches.

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it’s always you with the comments that make me want to reply “i’m calling the police”

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From such a wholesome username, too. Half way to the inverse of a RimjobSteve.

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