57 points
*sad German train noises*
29 points
6 points
We Americans would do well to remember how the Germans will never be able to clean off that stain.
5 points
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We Americans would do well to remember that we already had concentration camps in the US at least twice already. Not to mention The Trail of Tears, and The Long Walk.
1 point
1 point
I swear I’m Canadian. I snuck into the US by swimming across the Detroit River. Please report me, eh.
3 points
36 points
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My fellow Americains,
Don’t forget to report any local ICE sightings!
3 points
1 point
26 points
We need to start calling ICE.
So we can do this to them when they show up.
35 points
“I swear, officer, I met a caravan of seven thousand Guatemalans who said they were going to Alaska because you’d never look there”
36 points
6 points
Can someone call ICE on me? I no longer want to be in the clown country anymore.
