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PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Egirls are electronic girls, implying there are mechanical girls.

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Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
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Digital girls implies the existence of analog girls

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The Menemen!@lemmy.world
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rumba@lemmy.zip
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I’m married to one, they start to wear out around 40 years or so

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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With regular maintenance you’ll find they improve with maturity.

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rumba@lemmy.zip
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We’re well behind on maintenance, trying to true up is a bitch :)

Fortunately, I’ve got a lot of the same failures so we’re in good company.

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shneancy@lemmy.world
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i think it implies there’s acoustic girls out there, and can confirm, i know a few!

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fool@programming.dev
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A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors

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introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Femboys implies the existence of femgirls

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Syl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Tomboys imply the existence of tomgirls

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LouNeko@lemmy.world
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*Jerrygirls

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ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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Which itself suggests Jerryboys.

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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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Rigged for your pleasure??

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photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Wouldn’t it be a fem name? Like Jennygirls?

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introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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😮

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Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz
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Big if true

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kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Rumor says that if you go to certain Linux conventions you’ll find tons of cute girls, and they all come from this country 🏳️‍⚧️

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SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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Transylvania?

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kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Slovenia :3

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verstra@programming.dev
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NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space
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Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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I suppose some mysteries won’t ever be solved.

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poke@sh.itjust.works
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Omg just like Pokémon

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edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

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Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

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morrowind@lemmy.ml
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The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

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Sabata@ani.social
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But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

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