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mEEGal@lemmy.world
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preposterous !

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introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Femboys implies the existence of femgirls

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Syl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Tomboys imply the existence of tomgirls

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introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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😮

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LouNeko@lemmy.world
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*Jerrygirls

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ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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Which itself suggests Jerryboys.

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photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Wouldn’t it be a fem name? Like Jennygirls?

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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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Rigged for your pleasure??

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Syl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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*Huckleberrygirls

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NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space
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Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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I suppose some mysteries won’t ever be solved.

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Sabata@ani.social
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But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

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poke@sh.itjust.works
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Omg just like Pokémon

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edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

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Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

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the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

It doesn’t. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.

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morrowind@lemmy.ml
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The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.

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Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz
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Big if true

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Cjwii@lemm.ee
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Don’t believe everything you read on the internet! Keep sending those donations and hit the subscription button.

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