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How do you make meth in a microwave? Asking for a friend.

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Every time you walk past throw a few kernels in there, close the door and just walk off.

Then when the next person uses it they will go crazy with a few random kernels that just keep coming from nowhere

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Dorms too cheap to get a microwave $10 more for a sensored microwave so people could press 1 button and not have issues with fire?

Fucking shocker

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It has a popcorn button. Maybe someone really hates popcorn.

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That’s a cheapo unit, I’d bet it’s the button type that asks for weight input and not with a sensor

AKA: it’ll burn more popcorn that it cooks correctly

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My guess is that too many people put those small bags that don’t work with the button in there and burned it.

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College students are indentured servants.

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Rules that that are how you get residents breaking policy and bringing home appliances into the dorm and straining the circuit.

Just set a policy of watch the microwave, and enforce it. Making college students work around stupid policies is just going to cause more issues down the line lol

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How do you enforce it?

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Same way every other penalty is enforced. threat of eviction if rules/terms are not followed.

Student’s are entitled to live in the dorms. Sure they pay money but, they agree to follow guidelines. Just like if caught supplying alcohol to minors or partying. Repeat offenses = eviction

I’m not saying a one off should equal eviction but, but there should be a punishment, even if its a warning first.

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Exactly. Treat them like adults, which covers both the rules and consequences for breaking them.

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