If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.
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I get what you’re doing here and I respect that, but I gotta say:
Why the hell would you microwave a sandwich?
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See what you do is, get some niiiiiiice quality bread from the bakery. Then you spread some butter on it. I like to use peanut butter. Extra crunchy. Then on the other side, I spread some marinara sauce. Extra crunchy. Then in the middle, put 87 slices of kraft singles. Then microwave for 90 minutes, and call the fire department.
And thats how I get to pet a dalmation.
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Terrible, absolutely terrible. A well earned uptoot
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“Oh no! My tuna melt has!”
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What do you think the rotating plate is made of?
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I see, I see. If you nuke a sandwich do you get a trinititewich?
