Please state in which country your phrase tends to be used, what the phrase is, and what it should be.

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In America, recently came across “back-petal”, instead of back-pedal. Also, still hearing “for all intensive purposes” instead of “for all intents and purposes”.

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Americans saying “I could care less” instead of “I couldn’t care less”.

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I’ve seen so many attempts at justification for that one online but I can’t help but think that those people just don’t want to admit that they’re wrong.

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I say “I couldn’t care less”, but I used to think that “I couldn’t care less” was used in context where someone seemed like they don’t care and they give that as a snarky remark, implying that they can care even less.

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Obligatory David Mitchell

I also like the bonus “hold down the fort” at the end.

Because as you know, it’s an inflatable hover fort and, once relieved of my weight, it might float off into the sky.

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Came here to share this one too

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I agree that this is very vaguely irritating, but for me it only differs by one sound and a vowel quality

“I couldn’t care less” [aɪ̯.kɘ̃ʔ.kɛɹ.lɛs] vs “I could care less” [aɪ̯.kɘ.kɛɹ.lɛs]

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I care a tiny bit. I could care less, but not easily.

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I say “I could care less” and then follow it up with, “but I’d be dead”. Correcting “I could care less” is dumb because you literally can care less about lots of stuff, but saying the phrase indicates you just don’t really care.

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I could care less, but then I wouldn’t care at all…

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Idk why hoes mad at you this is the cleverest way to mix up the saying while keeping it’s intent.

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Doesn’t this make sense if someone says it in a sarcastic manner?

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No

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“Could of…”

It’s “could have”!

Edit: I’m referring to text based things, like text and email. I can pretty much ignore the mispronouncing.

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I think they just heard could’ve or meant to say could’ve

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Also they’re/their, your/you’re, here/hear, to/too.

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It’s definitely a mistake, but I think it has slipped by because spell check wouldn’t have a reason to mark it, and not everyone uses grammar check, so they think it’s correct to spell it out by the sound of the contraction.

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That’s a dialectal difference, not an error.

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I mean no? The have in could have is pronounced the same as of, but at least AFAIK no dialect explicitly says could of. Tell the other person to not mesh the two words together and they’ll say have. I think.

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Minor nit pick from my experience. If the word is written out “could have” I enunciate the entire word. I only pronounce the contraction “could’ve” as “could of”. And vice versa when dictating.

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Not when written

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It’s very much not recommended, and generally seen as an error. But this article puts an asterisk on it.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/whats-worse-than-coulda

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I am viscerally against this concept.

It’s one thing to include the spelling as a way to capture the phonetics of an accent or a dialect, entirely another to accept its use in writing when using a neutral voice.

If anything, because it’s so often just a misspelling I would avoid trying to use it as a phonetics thing just as a matter of style. At this point everybody would think I’m making a mistake instead of trying to mimic a way of speech in a way they’d never do with “coulda”.

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Please state what country your phrase tends to be used

Please state in which country your phrase tends to be used…

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Casey Point

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This reply deserves to be put on a peddle stool

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Touché

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Worst Case Ontario

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Get two birds stoned at once!

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Haahahhaahahhahahahahaahaah

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Reminds me of “Worse case scenario”

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Worser cast scenario.

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Thanks! I’ll be using that from now on.

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English/US - seeing “would of” instead of “would’ve”or “would have”. This one bugs me the most.

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