105 points
I swear to God if I have to double check the community icon one more time
71 points
Pledging to restore racial purity to the nation’s aviation programs
I thought The Onion was satirical.
32 points
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54 points
Jesus christ, this is the onion?
I was fucking sure it had to be true. It’s his fucking MO.
18 points
5 points
The article doesn’t have him use that word, it’s the Onion’s choice of word.
45 points
Jesus Christ, Onion. Stop being so damned close to reality…
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33 points
I shouldn’t have had to check the community
