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Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’(theonion.com)

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IHeartBadCode@fedia.io
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Pledging to restore racial purity to the nation’s aviation programs

I thought The Onion was satirical.

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unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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Reporting the actual news since 2016

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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It’s America’s Finest News Source

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JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I swear to God if I have to double check the community icon one more time

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Mak'@pawb.social
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Jesus Christ, Onion. Stop being so damned close to reality…

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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An unfortunate side effect of living in the most bizarre timeline 🤷

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theneverfox@pawb.social
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Hey, it’s not the onions fault. Reality has been doing it’s best to turn them into a news site

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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Are there any long-term health risks associated with eating so many onions as of late?

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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If you’re a cat, I think it’s bad for your kidneys/liver.

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LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de
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I shouldn’t have had to check the community

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