104 points

Why is a 50+ year old man surrounding himself with near children?

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It’s always projection with these guys.

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Because it’s easier for him to tell them what to do since they don’t know any better. And if/when things all go to shit, he’ll be able to blame the incompetence of their age. Every good criminal sets up a better fall guy for when they get caught. See Chris Christie and Bridgegate.

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Yeah, was gonna say, nothing law-wise will ever touch Musk… these kids are the fall guys.

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He won’t ever anyway. He’ll get a presidential pardon from Trump as a final thank you for his service to the regime and never see any consequences. These kids are whipping boys for the public to eat alive once Musk spins a story about them.

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“Now now, come an tell uncle Musky what’s worrying you”

When the chats leak there will a “at least I’m not a virgin”, 100% guaranteed

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94 points

I hope these kids understand just how hated they are and how history is going to treat them.

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71 points

Of course not, that’s why Musk picked kids after all.

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God it starts at 19 and has one of each age. I think of the young republican duschebags from college. we are so doomed.

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7 points

Commonly accepted spellings are douchebag or deutschbag

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10 points

I for one am glad I have faces to attach to the piece of shit.

If I ever see one in public, they get a nice crisp high-five. To the face.

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2 points

They’re going to need some batteries for their electronics too, Philly-style. Ah, kids these days and their tech.

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Thats horrible. I would never want to see a high speed piece of flesh hit them in the face.

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Yeah, sure they will, because you are a certified badass, right?

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You don’t have to be a badass to slap someone across the face for being a certified piece of shit.

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Akash Bobba, 21, a student at the University of California, Berkeley; Edward Coristine, 19, a student at Northeastern University in Boston; and Ethan Shaotran, 22, who said in September he was a senior at Harvard.

The ones who actually have degrees, or at least have left college, are: Luke Farritor, 23, who attended the University of Nebraska without graduating; Gautier Cole Killian, a 24-year-old who attended McGill University; and Gavin Kliger, a 25-year-old who attended Berkeley;

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71 points

Musky youth brownshirt brigade

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I hope they know what happened to the Brownshirts.

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Muskjugend.

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There’s no way a busty woman talking about bitcoins could honeypot any of these people. No sir. These young men are definitely above that sort of thing and no enemy of America would be wise enough to take advantage of these young lads.

Nope, totally safe and secure. We should all sleep soundly tonight knowing some 19 year old has access to our national treasury under the order of a ketamine addict.

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Creepy Peter Pan and his Lost Boys.

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