15 points
Also please reroute the food pipe to not use the air pipe
19 points
I want my prehensile tail back, not this vestigial piece of SHIT!
How do you picture it? Like a spider monkey, a fox, or like one of those hippopotamus’s who helicopter chops their shit everywhere?
One sounds useful, one sounds cute, one sounds like your asserting dominance over unexpecting persons waiting in queue
3 points
7 points
- regrow hair cells to mitigate hearing loss
- (optional) eternal life and youth
9 points
2 points
14 points
Mosquitos are not humanity though.
5 points
I’d like to reengineer the mosquito to draw blood samples, identify viruses, then create and spread vaccinations.