This isn’t the greatest ever, but here’s mine:
Why does the Mississippi flow south?
Because Iowa sucks!
4 points
“There’s only two things that come out of Texas: Steers and queers. And you don’t look like cattle to me.”
8 points
What’s the difference between New York and Los Angeles?
One is a town full of assholes that has an outrageous cost of living, and the other is a town full of assholes that has an outrageous cost of living and has the Yankees. Who suck. Fuck the Yankees
6 points
15 points
If there is ever a tornado warning in Texas just head to the cowboys stadium. No chance of a touchdown there.
21 points
Ohio has had so many astronauts come from that state because people are so desperate to get as far away from it as possible.
3 points
10 points
Alabama
