Soup to nuts
Hello?
Hey what’s up?
I need your help can you come here?
I can’t I’m buying clothes.
Alright well hurry up and come over here.
I can’t find ‘em.
What do you mean you can’t find them?
I can’t find them there’s only soup.
What do you mean there’s only soup?
It means there’s only soup!
WELL THEN GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE
ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME
step step step step step step step step step
There’s more soup!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP
THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP
GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
THERE’S STILL SOUP
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M AT SOUP
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP
I MEAN I’M AT SOUP
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN
I’M AT THE SOUP STORE
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE
FUCK YOU
From that transcript, I guess I figured the call must have originally issued forth from meth-rotted teeth and a scraggly beard on a tweeker… nope its some weeb shit.
I’m doing this now.
do US stores not have the infuriating scales that weigh everything you scan? If you scan soup, and put down anything else itll scream “UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA” until a staff member clears it
In my area we did for like, three months, then they removed that because the machines would do it all the time to legitimate products.
I’m surprised they cared, it could be there was another reason they removed it. But I’ve had years without that feature at this point. NE united states.
Walmart has had this disabled for years in any walmart I’ve ever been in. Their first few generations of self check were super unreliable on it so it was easier for them to have it disabled and not annoy customers then to keep it enabled and hinder everyone just to save on some shoplifting.
literal crime ring
Now that’s some hilarious and apropos journalism
NO SOUP FOR YOU