Soup to nuts

35 points

Hello?

Hey what’s up?

I need your help can you come here?

I can’t I’m buying clothes.

Alright well hurry up and come over here.

I can’t find ‘em.

What do you mean you can’t find them?

I can’t find them there’s only soup.

What do you mean there’s only soup?

It means there’s only soup!

WELL THEN GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE

ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME

step step step step step step step step step

There’s more soup!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP

THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP

GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE

THERE’S STILL SOUP

WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW

I’M AT SOUP

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP

I MEAN I’M AT SOUP

WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN

I’M AT THE SOUP STORE

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

FUCK YOU

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From that transcript, I guess I figured the call must have originally issued forth from meth-rotted teeth and a scraggly beard on a tweeker… nope its some weeb shit.

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5 points

Anime is just meth for those that never learned the social skills to find a drug dealer.

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2 points

I’m doing this now.

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do US stores not have the infuriating scales that weigh everything you scan? If you scan soup, and put down anything else itll scream “UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA” until a staff member clears it

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4 points

They do, so I’m not sure how he got away with this.

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10 points

Because the employees just clear it because the scales are so broken

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Also because they expect you to load a whole cart full of groceries onto an 8"x8" bagging area.

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3 points

Well nobody is putting a grill onto the scales to measure it

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1 point

The Walmart in my town does not have the scales.

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22 points

In my area we did for like, three months, then they removed that because the machines would do it all the time to legitimate products.

I’m surprised they cared, it could be there was another reason they removed it. But I’ve had years without that feature at this point. NE united states.

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6 points

I mean, the trick would be to have barcode(s) in a ring for inexpensive items that you know weigh the same as expensive items.

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4 points

You can usually tell it that you want to skip bagging up to a certain number of items, at least at the stores near me.

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4 points

There are two similarly priced grocery stores near me. One does this, the other does not. I avoid the one that does.

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6 points

Walmart has had this disabled for years in any walmart I’ve ever been in. Their first few generations of self check were super unreliable on it so it was easier for them to have it disabled and not annoy customers then to keep it enabled and hinder everyone just to save on some shoplifting.

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61 points

literal crime ring

Now that’s some hilarious and apropos journalism

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4 points

a soup barcode just landed him in the can

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10 points

NO SOUP FOR YOU

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