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  • zombie type is up to you
13 points

Is there something you mean to tell us?

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If only.

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23 points

…. Look I didn’t drop the vial… but a vial was dropped

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12 points

Crater Lake. Wizard Island. Fresh water, fish, lumber. Built in barriers.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_Island

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Do you have the means to reach this place? Lets say that you get the warning tomorrow, are you able to reach the island?

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3 points

Yup!

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5 points

And a nice view to boot

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2 points

Is water really a barrier, though? Couldn’t zombies simply walk on the bottom of the lake? It’s not like they need to breathe.

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Walking on the bottom of a deep body of water can make them get stuck very easily, whether in rocks or random junk. They may also have trouble getting back to the surface if they don’t know how to swim

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Crater Lake is the deepest lake in NA, so even if they could make it to the top of the volcano, they’d fall down the inner side and end up at the bottom of the lake.

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I didn’t realize that! Nice!

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18 points

Stock up on canned food, ammo, batteries, fuel etc. Go to a cabin in the wilderness far away from everything. Check that I’ve got the essentials, realize I forgot something. Go back to town to pick it up. Go back to cabin, go back to town to print out some guides on how to preserve food, go back to cabin.

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I was just thinking I would download Wikipedia, but I guess batteries degrade so printing probably isn’t a bad idea…

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2 points

You been watching Station Eleven?

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Nope is it good?

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Just looked it up. Took place a year before covid, freaky.

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Don’t forget to raid your local police station/armory for riot gear and a shield!

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Motorcycle gear, much easier to get hold of. Kevlar reinforced, better mobility and riot gear isn’t designed for the types of hazards that zombies pose anyway i.e. thrown objects and weapons.

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3 points

If Lockpicking Lawyer taught me anything, is to bring a magnet when stealing guns from cops

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2 points

I would wake up from the nightmare.

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Bro we’re already living in one. Might as well have some fun shooting zombies in your dreams instead of doomscrolling in reality.

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2 points

He was a zombie?

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Well probably a genestealer cultist or a form of lesser unclean one.

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25 points

Probably kill myself

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12 points

If you can’t beat the endless waves of undead may as well join them.

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12 points

First put on the silliest outfit you can think of.

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I mean yeah it would suck but why not at least run for the hills get a cutesy air bnb cabin and max out your credit cards on food and ammo?

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I guess the better question is: why? To what end? Live out some doomer prepper fantasy? The world would be right fucked and you’d be out in the middle of nowhere by yourself which you could do right now without the zombies.

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I mean, you could try, but eventually someone will find you, probably arrest you, and tear down your home

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That’s a really good question. I know “zombie apocalypse” isn’t well defined, but it usually indicates a complete and total destruction of society. Even once the zombies are gone, there’s no civilization to return to. It’s not like a hurricane, where people start to rebuild.

Considering the post-post-apocalypse, I’m not sure it’s a world I would want to be part of.

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Good questions. I don’t understand why some people are absolutely determined to suffer as much as possible and “live” through the inevitable hellscape that would follow the collapse of society. Just face reality and end it quickly.

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I mean I get that but with solar panels and some MacBooks you could have a good amount of time playing games with friends and fishing. No bills, no job job. Heck I don’t even like fish, or any seafood, but it wouldn’t have to be bad bad. Like it’s not my fantasy per se, I would miss civilization, but it sure beats death and in some ways beats capitalism.

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A cabin in the woods when there’s zombies out there? You’d never sleep! I’d take my chances trying to find a compound.

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