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My plan would be “go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over”

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“Two pints and a packet of crisps please love”

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“Yeah boiiiiiii”

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Hey, that’s the same plan I have for my next date.

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1 point

Sounds like a slice of fried gold

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Dogs can’t look up!

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32 points

#1: Cardio

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Can i get cardio in two days? This changes everything.

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Lol. I’m screwed. My asthma makes any sort of cardio impossible after 5 minutes.

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Yeah I recommend rolling the Too Swole To Control perk. Sounds like you refuse to do cardio. /s obvs

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That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

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28 points

Probably procrastinate for 48hrs.

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25 points

Probably kill myself

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If you can’t beat the endless waves of undead may as well join them.

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12 points

First put on the silliest outfit you can think of.

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I mean yeah it would suck but why not at least run for the hills get a cutesy air bnb cabin and max out your credit cards on food and ammo?

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I guess the better question is: why? To what end? Live out some doomer prepper fantasy? The world would be right fucked and you’d be out in the middle of nowhere by yourself which you could do right now without the zombies.

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That’s a really good question. I know “zombie apocalypse” isn’t well defined, but it usually indicates a complete and total destruction of society. Even once the zombies are gone, there’s no civilization to return to. It’s not like a hurricane, where people start to rebuild.

Considering the post-post-apocalypse, I’m not sure it’s a world I would want to be part of.

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I mean I get that but with solar panels and some MacBooks you could have a good amount of time playing games with friends and fishing. No bills, no job job. Heck I don’t even like fish, or any seafood, but it wouldn’t have to be bad bad. Like it’s not my fantasy per se, I would miss civilization, but it sure beats death and in some ways beats capitalism.

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I mean, you could try, but eventually someone will find you, probably arrest you, and tear down your home

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Good questions. I don’t understand why some people are absolutely determined to suffer as much as possible and “live” through the inevitable hellscape that would follow the collapse of society. Just face reality and end it quickly.

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A cabin in the woods when there’s zombies out there? You’d never sleep! I’d take my chances trying to find a compound.

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Stock up on canned food, ammo, batteries, fuel etc. Go to a cabin in the wilderness far away from everything. Check that I’ve got the essentials, realize I forgot something. Go back to town to pick it up. Go back to cabin, go back to town to print out some guides on how to preserve food, go back to cabin.

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I was just thinking I would download Wikipedia, but I guess batteries degrade so printing probably isn’t a bad idea…

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2 points

You been watching Station Eleven?

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Nope is it good?

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Just looked it up. Took place a year before covid, freaky.

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Don’t forget to raid your local police station/armory for riot gear and a shield!

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If Lockpicking Lawyer taught me anything, is to bring a magnet when stealing guns from cops

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Motorcycle gear, much easier to get hold of. Kevlar reinforced, better mobility and riot gear isn’t designed for the types of hazards that zombies pose anyway i.e. thrown objects and weapons.

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