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Anon compares Harry and Ron(sh.itjust.works)

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Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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triwizard champion

you mean the tournament where all his real competition was taken out by voldemort?

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Zana@startrek.website
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A win is a win.

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Float@startrek.website
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You donā€™t win the Daytona 500 without a few cars wrecking

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LolaCat@lemmy.ca
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Donā€™t forget ron was also British

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Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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They all were?

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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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So was Harry?

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vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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Harry was from Surrey doesnt count.

Im a Californian I am just talking shit with no backing.

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Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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I imagine most Americans picture something like Surrey when they imagine rural England.

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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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Surrey is as British as it gets!

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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And Potter had Harry palms

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schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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The books imply that Harry doesnā€™t find Hermione very attractive. (Remember: Hermione isnā€™t Emma Watson.)

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Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works
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fake: The books forgot Hermiones buck teeth gay: Harry doesnā€™t find Emma Watson attractive.

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This is finešŸ”„šŸ¶ā˜•šŸ”„@lemmy.world
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Thatā€™s only in the movies though. In the books, Harry is around same height as Ron but lankier.

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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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Wait, does it explicitly write that somewhere?

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Forester@pawb.social
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Yeah iirc quidditch scenes. When Ron joins the team

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Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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I genuinely think the author just put those two together because they knew everyone was expecting Harr-mione to happen. Tried to subvert expectations.

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VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world
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IIRC, she said it was wish fulfillment on her part, with Hermione standing in for JKR and Ron being like someone JKR liked when she was younger.

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straightjorkin@lemmy.world
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I mean, she was very reactionary with her writing book to book.

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