67 points

Don’t forget ron was also British

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So was Harry?

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Harry was from Surrey doesnt count.

Im a Californian I am just talking shit with no backing.

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Surrey is as British as it gets!

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I imagine most Americans picture something like Surrey when they imagine rural England.

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20 points

They all were?

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1 point

And Potter had Harry palms

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That’s only in the movies though. In the books, Harry is around same height as Ron but lankier.

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Wait, does it explicitly write that somewhere?

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Yeah iirc quidditch scenes. When Ron joins the team

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94 points

triwizard champion

you mean the tournament where all his real competition was taken out by voldemort?

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58 points

A win is a win.

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9 points

You don’t win the Daytona 500 without a few cars wrecking

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64 points

The books imply that Harry doesn’t find Hermione very attractive. (Remember: Hermione isn’t Emma Watson.)

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fake: The books forgot Hermiones buck teeth gay: Harry doesn’t find Emma Watson attractive.

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Harry potter doesn’t really fit into the chosen one archetype any more than anyone else. The only person that ā€œchoseā€ him is his mom, which makes him equally special to almost every other person on the planet.

Anyway, fuck jk rowling

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Trelawney made a prophecy and Voldemort decided Harry fit the bill, although Neville also met the criteria. Voldemort went to the Potter house to kill Harry, end his biggest rival before he could grow up, and create a horcrux from the murder of his enemy. Voldemort chose Harry.

Also these books are so fucking racist. ā€œCho changā€. We should stop talking about them.

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5 points

ā€œSeamus Finniganā€

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4 points

ā€œKingsley Shackleboltā€

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Meh

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It would have been funny af to watch Neville Longbottom as the main character of the series and the marketing hype train having to tiptoe the last name. I know Harry Potter as a name sounds better but imagine everyone dressing up as Neville for Halloween

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So much writing has been done about how Cho Chang is a perfectly reasonable name that I don’t even understand how it’s still out there. It’s amazing how disinformation Never Dies.

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Klaus Columbus

Steven Snorrison

Diogenes de la Firenze

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The only person that ā€œchoseā€ him is his mom, which makes him equally special to almost every other person on the planet.

Honestly it’s kinda fucked that in the HP universe, apparently no other mother than Lily loved their child enough to sacrifice themselves and use this love protection magic on them.

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It’s a shame, seems like it would have been super easy to handwave, but they never do.

Voldemore’s soul was uniquely shattered and was apparently freshly injured to make another horcrux after murdering Harry’s family, the cruelty he showed in giving her multiple outs to abandon her son, most likely to kill her anyway.

Holy/white magic is such a cool element in a magic system, especially with how undercooked HP’s is. ā€œThis wizard was particularly fucked and unknowingly was the perfect catalyst for white magic to spontaneously manifest to correctā€

Like, there was food on the table, and she has wizards shitting themselves despite the castle having bathrooms.

I haven’t said it today, so: fuck JKR for being a transphobic asshole.

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Sword of Truth series has some very cool ancient white magic in the world that you get to see.

A few books in it goes balls deep into libertarianism and becomes unreadable but it’s fun while it lasts lol.

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