Sometimes I read these kinds of memes and think to myself: “Phew, I’m doing p good, still!”
I’m sorry for your coffee, OP.
An old friend of mine would often leave cups of coffee around his house that he had forgotten about. My favorite was when I found one in his freezer.
Great, two coffees for me to drink! I am such a nice person, I made my future self a present.
My solution: have a single cup that you have to find and clean before you can have a fresh cup of coffee.
Also: don’t be hard on yourself because of these things. It’s how your brain works, it makes it you.
I do this for every kind of beverage, have a favorite exclusive of each of these:
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beer glass
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water bottle
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coffee mug
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whiskey glass
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wine glass
It’s nice just using and cleaning one for each of these instead of having glasses clutter the sink from every time I get thirsty and need a drink.
I drink the room temp coffee as my punishment. Sometimes I’ll even drink yesterday’s cup, too.
