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Just start your car. It’s cheaper
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False. Cars require registration. Match box doesn’t and gas station floors are unguarded.
Not a lawyer, probably don’t listen to internet strangers.
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Pro tip: Don´t start playing with your cat when there is something on the stove, just don´t.
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converting calories into carbon hydrate charcoal
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I just obliterated some chicken wings not longer than an hour ago when my toaster oven ignited some grease in the catch pan so I can relate to this.
