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16 points

We can teleport 7 inches, but there is no cool down specified.

  1. Go outside.
  2. Teleport 7 inches at a time into the sky, at such a high rate it’s nearly instant.
  3. Teleport 7 inches at a time to whatever location you want, at such a high rate it’s nearly instant.
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4 points

Nice loophole, try not to get motion sickness

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I’d vomiting within three teleports. I’ll stick with uhhhh ancient useless languages!

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2 points

Or teleport through a wall

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Just don’t put a door on your house.

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13 points

You now can start a gravel delivery business with no overhead of having to quarry and crush rock. Massive profits while you undercut your competitors. Your rock gets magically delivered on Sundays you give all your employees off. A (magically) honest living.

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yeah, was going to say - gravel and teleport seem the most useful / hackable here

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2 points

Gravel king 100%

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infinite gravel for lifeeeee 🤑🤑🤑

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This certainly seems like the best out of these options. Start a gravel company. Infinite stock. If you can just create it out of nothing at the location of your choosing, you don’t even have to pay for trucks, which I imagine is probably a greater cost in the gravel industry than the gravel itself.

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7 inches will get me past a window.

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Or a locked door.

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It also doesn’t specify how often/quick you can do it, so you could still move at breakneck speeds, 7 inches at a time

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Yes, but what happens if I teleport into a bird one of those times? D:

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I thought it was 7 inches of total movement which would get me to be intersected by a window.

If there’s no cooldown though I think it could still be useful for being really fast.

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Or more likely half way through the window, except if you’re really really slim!

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You’d be an amazing fencer

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