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48 points

infinite gravel for lifeeeee 🤑🤑🤑

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This certainly seems like the best out of these options. Start a gravel company. Infinite stock. If you can just create it out of nothing at the location of your choosing, you don’t even have to pay for trucks, which I imagine is probably a greater cost in the gravel industry than the gravel itself.

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4 points

2 would be the most lucrative but 5 would be… interesting… for insurance purposes… lol

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7 is huge because “container” and “empty” are much less specific than you’d think

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I was trying to come up with a way to use 3 to get through bank vault doors, but I like this. Any empty transparent box suddenly becomes a surveillance tool…

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15 points

also you’d never lose that game where a coin is shuffled beneath 3 glasses

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Teleport again right away. Go right in while the vault doors are open during the day. Yes they’d know something was happening, but you’d effectively be moving extremely fast.

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Empty is only a true vacuum. You’re not looking inside any container then muhaha

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Does 3 cost me any energy, or are there any other limitations on how quickly I can teleport?

Yeah it’s a little annoying to only be able to go seven inches at a time, but if there’s no limitations or cooldowns, you can move seven inches every ~250 milliseconds. That’s pretty close to a mile and a half a minute. If it doesn’t exhaust you, that’s still a pretty efficient and speedy method of travel.

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9 points

motion sickness.

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Sure, but that depends on the person. You shouldn’t get that much more motion sick than you would be traveling in a car at 80 mph.

You also aren’t technically moving, which is an interesting thing to think about. You’re standing still the whole time, and magically appearing seven inches ahead as fast as you can react. Your vestibular system shouldn’t actually detect any movement at all, so maybe people sensitive to carsickness would still be okay.

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Instant teleportation also would result in the sudden creation of a vaccum at your prior location, only 7 inches away. This cavitation would then immediately collapse in on itself from the surrounding air, and would likely result in some not nice things happening to your body as you experienced that shockwave. I guess you could continue to instantly teleport if the cooldown is basically zero, but no matter when you stop, you’ll always be seven inches away from your latest hole.

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8…I’ll write a book!

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Who will read it?

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Professors who study dead languages, I could live off being the world’s foremost expert on the language for at least a decade or two.

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