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A good use of AI.

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obvious fake though; the toilet isn’t gold plated. he wouldn’t touch it. he’d just shit himself and let someone change it later, rather than touch a non-gold toilet.

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Doesn’t he wear adult diapers?

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Matthew 6

  • 5 And whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward.
  • 6 But whenever you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you.
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One of my favorite verses. Preachers will do all kinds of contortionist shit to wriggle out of this one. Usually they don’t have to though, because their followers only read the parts of the book the preacher cherrypicks.

There’s an old concept I like- The best cure for christianity is reading the bible.

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  • Pretty bold of the 3 in the front to be protesting police brutality and racial inequality just like Colin Kaepernick, right??¿?

  • Doesn’t their book have something about false idols and a golden calf made of $100 bills with their face on it?!

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The day Trump dies will be a very interesting time for his supporters. I could see it going either two ways. One would be them denying it and treating it like when Elvis died people reported seeing him in public and the other possibility is them going full Jamestown.

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3/4 of them will starve while awaiting resupply from the King of England?

Nah you mean Jonestown.

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I thought they meant Jaynestown for a bit.

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Jayyyyyyyyyyne. The man they called Jayyyyyyyyyyne.

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This is why I think Marc Maron was right: The guy needs to have a massive stroke, so his supporters can see him alive with weakness and disability.

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I could definitely see that happening and Trump end up in a wheelchair like Stephen Hawking having to use a robot voice to speak or even better we end up with a weekend at Bernie’s situation.

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There’s little chance a person of trump’s advanced age would be able to work out how to use a speech synthesiser like that, and given that trump can’t read, zero chance that he could do it.

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It would end up like the eternal emperor of warhammer…

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20 points

No matter his age and cholesterol levels, they’ll claim ‘the left finally got him’.

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Why did Biden do this?

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Thanks, Obama

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This is why I was hoping for an electoral defeat instead of a successful assassination.

It’s not the act that concerned me, it was the wild chains of disparate psychopathy that ensued from his followers. No better way to make a martyr than kill whatever they’re preaching about.

This shocking outcome has been a lesson and loss for his followers, but they are no longer emboldened by his bullshit.

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Elon bets on that Trump dies, I bet, he want to be president, I bet

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I don’t think the administration will publicly admit his death. They’ll just deepfake him and claim he can’t make any appearances outside of video communication for national security reasons.

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Jamestown plz.

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They’ll change the legislation for non Americans to gain proper citizenship. Musk will then assume the mantel of leader when Trump dies. Trump will be like after Pope John Paul II or even a martyr. They’ll be mass Christian Nationalist uprising as other in that group would want someone else to supplant him. That’s the new out group after everyone else is taken care of

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They will recreate some qanon underground “leader” that’ll generate a movement with bs hidden messages that he is alive and living in a safe area. And just like a good cult leader pretending to be Trump, will tell his cult followers what to do, on some 4chan forum. With followers not knowing it’s some idiot fed agent working for CIA.

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It will be like the movie “The Death of Stalin”.

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56 points

Literally, this is a suicide cult.

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When tf do they start killing themselves please.

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They aren’t trying to kill just themselves. They want to take the rest of us and life in general with them.

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That’s the worst kind of suicide cult!

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Covid and now measles seems to be a start.

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Really more of a murder-suicide/doomsday cult. They don’t want anybody alive when they’re not.

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