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Just don’t buy a cyber”truck”? I am genuinely baffled why anyone would choose that over any other truck in America. There are so many better priced, and higher quality vehicles on the market.

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Because they want to be seen being a Nazi, but without the consequences.

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Teslas are gross

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So I guess you don’t mind having to bury it if it catches fire, because they reach insane temperatures. Or the fact that raccoons think they are dumpsters.

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Raccoons are not unique in that regard. Or maybe I’m a raccoon?

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Snowflakes

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Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

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Snowflakes also block the Cyber trucks “uniquely” designed headlights

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How the fuck did that thing ever become road legal. I think in some countries it even straight up isn’t iirc.

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Is the fuck your feelings crowd getting their feelings fucked?

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Raw. he’s getting his feelings fucked raw.

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