1 point
Yaaaaaaaaas queeeeen
82 points
It was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.*
*Or not.
52 points
49 points
That’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.
17 points
Hey now, be careful about what heresy you speak; the Dragon-Con Cult of the Marriott Carpet doesn’t fuck around!
4 points
1 point
15 points
37 points
*
Wasn’t this just to make grafittis on the seats invisible enough to determine potential teenage artists?
14 points
9 points
11 points
“We need a design that obscures ketchup, vomit, and shit stains”
“Absolutely on it, sir”
