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It was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.*
*Or not.
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That’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.
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Hey now, be careful about what heresy you speak; the Dragon-Con Cult of the Marriott Carpet doesn’t fuck around!
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