While Elon indulges in political theater and self-aggrandizing quips, Tesla is experiencing an unprecedented slump in both sales and stock value.
He should list five things he’s done for TSLA this week.
Absentee CEO.
Get the president to advertise the brand
This is the same as “Damage the brand by association”
after he dies we should send his corpse to Mars and crucify it as a warning
shot into the fucking sun
That’s a lot of delta-v to waste on a billionaire.
As I’ve said before, sometimes you go the extra mile (or extra Δv in this case) to send a message.
And Bob Odenkirk too!
Oh no, maybe he should’ve tried minding his own business instead of trying to destroy democracy in multiple countries at once!
Oh no! Fantasy business failing just like those fired engineers with safety concerns said it would!
Too bad the rare resources are already wasted!
Let me… finish writing out… this reality check for… 0 fucks.
Liquidate that shit into individual gardening grants and public train money.
