112 points

“Our half-assed attempt at accountability didn’t accomplish the goals we never established or measured.”

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Well I mean without a consolidated NatID there aren’t very many viable ways to actually index that kind of stuff

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They could have been a plastic card with rfid tags or even just a qr code that directs to the CDC site with a name, picture, and vax status. It doesn’t need to link to ssn number or driver’s license number.

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87 points

Hey NWO conspiracy big brains. I thought this was supposed to be a permanent visa?

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55 points

I’m still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am…

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30 points

Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn’t activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie?

Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.

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13 points

Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss

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5 points

2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal…

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28 points

“iTS BeCaUsE wE sToPpEd ThEm!”

  • magical thinking morons
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7 points

Wasn’t it considered a conspiracy that they would even exist at all?

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52 points

I’m gonna keep mine and pull it out when I want to revisit the time I got on 95 in New Hampshire the day after they announced everything is shut down.

Just me.

Normally, it’s thousands of cars.

Just me, lol. I was laughing my ass off and just kept saying, “No way, man. No fucking way.” That was so wild.

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19 points

I just remember gas being 1.99 and thinking how crazy that was.

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And they were still bullshitting us at that price. They hit negative numbers. Were paying oil barrel buyers to store it. Negative prices.

Mid to late 90’s in Georgia (US) when I heard OPEC would start limiting barrel sales. We were at $0.63/gallon. Knew I’d never see that again. The days of pocket/couch change road trips.

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Crude isn’t RBOB. Converting crude oil (which went negative) into automobile gas (which didn’t) is a process that takes time/work, and not everyone has the infrastructure to do it. Crude also loses the ability to convert to RBOB in time, so if you buy and can’t convert or use it otherwise in time, it’s wasted money. Crude went negative but RBOB didn’t, and auto gas companies were making only their usual profit off of it at the time.

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16 points

Yep. Essential healthcare worker here. Spent every day feeling like I was living in an apocalypse movie during my commute. Normal 30+ min commute was 22 minutes.

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12 points

Los angeles freeways were empty! It was beautiful. Everyone on them were flying at 80mph with zero accidents.

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Yeah, it was eerie. I was “essential” and driving in during what would normally be rush hour and only seeing two cars the whole way was wild.

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I lived in a major city at the time, the sidewalks were insanely empty. I was the only person for 3 blocks at one point, blocks that are usually absolutely packed. When everyone started coming back, and I lost my peaceful big city… >:[

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5 points

Same here. I was alone on the 405 by LAX. It was surreal.

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Oh man, I can’t imagine. I live in the south. Learned to drive in Atlanta. I can’t even imagine

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Learned to drive in Atlanta.

Having driven in Atlanta, all I can say is I’m sorry.

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When I was 15 and learning to drive my dad lived in Atlanta. I went there for a visit once and he had me drive there, and everywhere for the whole week. My first experience driving on an interstate included going 90 around the perimeter full of other cars going faster than me and requiring getting from one onramp and moving over 4 lanes to get tot he next exit in half a mile. It was terrifying and I definitely cut waaayyy too many people off driving into town and I’m shocked I didn’t cause a wreck. That was always his teaching style, just throwing me into the deep end. It’s still burned into my brain as one of the most dangerous things I’ve done (And that’s a long list). But, when I had to go into my drivers ed class the following school year I was the only one who was at all comfortable on the interstate and one of the best drivers in the class.

I don’t recommend teaching things that way and I’d never do that with my children, but damn was it effective since I didn’t die. Not dying was probably a close call though.

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That’s how driving on 90 or Route 9 east into Boston was. Normally a nightmare but on Route 9 I’d hit green lights the whole way.

1 hour commute turned into 15-20 minutes

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26 points

I lamented mine already. Its value will go up ten years from now.

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19 points

Laminated?

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17 points

Lamented, yup

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16 points

They lose their value if you laminate them. You wouldn’t laminate Action Comics #1, would you?

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9 points

You might lament doing it though and that’s valid

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2 points

Wouldn’t undamaged laminated comics be worth more than unlaminated damaged ones?

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4 points

You know … you have a point

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13 points

I threw mine out long ago. I live in a deep red state, and nobody ever asked for them anyways.

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11 points

I lived in a fairly liberal city (Denver) and nobody has cared at all since mid-2021. Funny thing is Covid rates have gone up and down since then, but if you didn’t have it in 2021 some people acted like you were a total heathen.

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yeah when Alpha variant was fucking killing people

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More Delta at its height there, but anyway, I just meant that Covid never stopped killing people.

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7 points

The only time I was ever asked for my vaccination card was by a healthcare client at a previous gig. I’ve had more cards than I’ve had questions about it.

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