41 points

Shake before the squeeze

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Pop lid, squeeze before closing lid, then shake. Ensures that pressure won’t build up as ketchup warms.

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34 points

Ah, the ketchup precum…

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Can you imagine if dicks farted like that when cum was coming out?

I’m actually laughing out loud picturing this and i’m not gonna explain why to my coworkers

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9 points

When you get old and you just get a cough of dry dusty’s

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4 points

It puffs out in a cloud, like talc.

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9 points

i more of a yellow mustard person, but same issue, first squirt goes to the sink

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12 points

Shake it first ffs

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3 points

no

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2 points

Lower water activity reduces bacteria.

Not sure about flavour/texture however.

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We call is pre-ketchup in our family

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Thanks. I hate it.

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Time to make my own ketchup. With dried chilis, and MSG.

Edit: I did, and it’s fabulous

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Good choice.

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