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The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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Time to make my own ketchup. With dried chilis, and MSG.

Edit: I did, and it’s fabulous

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JTheDoc@lemmy.world
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Good choice.

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Rally@lemmy.world
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We call is pre-ketchup in our family

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Stretch2m@lemm.ee
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Thanks. I hate it.

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CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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Shake before the squeeze

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DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world
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Pop lid, squeeze before closing lid, then shake. Ensures that pressure won’t build up as ketchup warms.

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expatriado@lemmy.world
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i more of a yellow mustard person, but same issue, first squirt goes to the sink

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Lynxtickler@sopuli.xyz
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Shake it first ffs

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JTheDoc@lemmy.world
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Lower water activity reduces bacteria.

Not sure about flavour/texture however.

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expatriado@lemmy.world
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no

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ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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Ah, the ketchup precum…

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FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee
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Can you imagine if dicks farted like that when cum was coming out?

I’m actually laughing out loud picturing this and i’m not gonna explain why to my coworkers

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variants@possumpat.io
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When you get old and you just get a cough of dry dusty’s

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flubba86@lemmy.world
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It puffs out in a cloud, like talc.

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