Elon’s Children
- Vivian (20, f, IVF)
- Griffin (20, m, IVF)
- Kai (~19, m, IVF)
- Saxon (~19, m, IVF)
- Damian (~19, m, IVF)
- X AE A-XII (5, m)
- Exa Dark Sideræl (3, f)
- Strider (3, m)
- Azure (3, m)
- Techno Mechanicus (2, m)
- Arcadia (~1, ?)
- ?? (a few months, ?)
- Seldon Lycurgus (?, m)
His first girl (not counting Vivian) was born in approx 2022. He has 14 kids, and they’re almost all male. This isn’t coincidence, especially since most of the early children were the result of IVF, where it’s possible to select the sex. This is part of why he’s so angry. He only wanted male children, he paid for male children, and one of his male children had the nerve to not be male in defiance of his wishes.
I can’t stop thinking about a nominative determinism after seeing “Techno Mechanicus.”
Why does his naming conventions feel like he’s populating a Warhammer 40k fanfic? At first I was like “Well Vivian sounds normal” and then I remembered that she chose that name and her dead name (which fucking gross Elon posted) definitely fits the 40k paradigm.
I would bet that the names he chose, at least the ones that aren’t “X” in some way (Xavier, Exa, X AE whatever) are probably white supremacist adjacent in some way, “Saxon” being an obvious one.
X could still be white Supremacy-esque. X in ASCII tables is 88 and 88 is a NeoNazi dogwhistle.
“Saxon” also has an x in it. “Kai” is pronounced like the Greek letter chi (X). Dude’s obsessed.
A bit off-topic: In a darwinistic sense selecting only male offspring via in-vitro-fertilization is a bad strategy (by Elon). Females are more likely to propagate their genes than males on average, but Musk does not care?
Wait, why is she in teen vogue if she’s 20?
Also if he hadn’t IVF’d Vivian, she’d have been born the right gender, female. Her dysphoria is literally his fault.
EDIT: I am dumb and don’t know how anything works
Also if he hadn’t IVF’d Vivian, she’d have been born the right gender, female. Her dysphoria is literally his fault.
I’m all for bashing Elon, but gender dysphoria does occur in naturally conceived persons.
Also if he hadn’t IVF’d Vivian, she’d have been born the right gender, female
That’s not how ivf works. More likely she wouldn’t have been born at all because she would have had to compete with a few million sperm instead of being specifically chosen in a lab.
You don’t have to be a teenager to be featured in teen vogue. Just interesting to teenagers (and I can understand why Vivian has the spotlight on her).
Also, that’s not how genetics work. Vivian is the result of that specific egg and sperm. She never would’ve been born with XX chromosomes. Someone else would’ve been born.
If we want to laugh at Musk though, we can point out how the venn Diagramm of autistic people and trans people is practically a circle. Musk trying to select all “males” during IVF was always doomed to fail, especially the more kids he had. He’s so dumb and desparate for control he thought he could pick his kids’ identities through their very genetics.
I hope Vivian has a kick ass life just the way she is. :)
the trans-autism connection is largely a transphobic dogwhistle and best not used, considering it’s not really true.
Can someone get on that
The rest of it is just too ghoulish to even engage with, but why the fuck is Musk so obsessed with the letter X?
You’re not wrong. Besides having a vague visual similarity, the character also carries its own symbolic association. In English, “X” is mystery, and the unknown. It’s a signature, or a mark. Thirty years ago, it was used frequently in marketing to connect with “eXtreme” sports culture.
Musk thinks it’s the coolest letter because he’s a child.
Musk is absolutely autistic. Nothing about him tells me he has normal thought patterns at all, so no point deciphering them.
Does that mean he deserves a pass or pity for a disability - hell no. You can be disabled and still be an asshole.
It also just happens to be 88 in the ascii table. Could be a coincidence… but none of these fuckers deserve the benefit of the doubt at this point.
I mean if we go that route, then the following letters are also hate symbols. m,n,o,S,X and Z if paired with the number 13. Given the number of hate numbers listed by the ADL I’m surprised that the list isn’t longer but most of them are either too low or too high to align to an ASCII value for a letter.
He wanted to call Paycom something X. He has been obsessed with it for awhile.
He’s such a fucking piece of shit! Words cannot describe how I wish very much that he ends up dead every day. He’s a disgrace to the human race.
All this wealth he could be using to help humanity and this is his angle; To put down people who aren’t straight white fascist nazis.
Fuck F’Elon Musk.
His. Own. Fucking. Flesh. And. Blood.
How lower can you get you fucking vermin?