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When girls lock me in the utility room, they are “sexy”. When I lock girls in the utility room, I’m a “rapist”. World is cruel.

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Then just try to leave. If they try to stop you the situation kinda changes and would not be considered sexy anymore.

EDIT: also this has kinda changed in the recent years, where the initial situation could also be seen as inappropriate.

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15 points

You’re right, but this was a joke so you got whooshed.

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23 points

The utility room door does move a lot of air when it closes.

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The “joke” is if a guy tried to leave, he’d just move her aside and open the door.

If a girl tried that, she wouldn’t be able to escape.

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5 points

I’m pretty sure Superman could break that knob by twisting it, maybe even break that door with a few good whacks

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11 points

Not while Louis is working on his knob, he don’t

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5 points

Ah yes but then the jig is up.

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13 points

Bro just needs to walk straight through, no need to exert himself

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1 point

I’m pretty sure Lois is locking the door to prevent interruptions from anyone else.

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16 points

Man. Rule 34 did not waste any time on this show.

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18 points

Rule 34 is if it exists there is porn of it. This image is not porn…yet.

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5 points

Pretty sure ive seen this style before…

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7 points

Source? For scientific efforts only of course

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13 points

IT’S LITERALLY THE NEXT FRAME

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Lois for sure pegs Supes. As she should. He lives a life where he’s the strongest person in the room, no matter where he goes. He always has to be the big strong man with the weight and responsibility of the world on his shoulders. So, he likely has developed certain kinks as a result. A man with all that power and responsibility would almost certainly be submissive in bed as an escape mechanism. Hell, he probably has bondage gear laced with trace amounts of kryptonite or a red solar lamp so he can really feel it. Superman likes to get pegged, and I’m fucking here for it

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29 points

sharpen your crayons and get to work

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23 points

You’ve put some thought into this.

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5 points

Superman’s been running since 1938, this is what it all lead up to. Always has been.

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14 points

more than “some” thought, I think.

I’d wager theres a 80+ page fanfic on their computer somewhere.

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9 points

Whats the source on this? If there is any

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Sorry. Ain’t got no sauce.

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This is at least in the art style of the Adult Swim show My Adventures with Superman so maybe its a Manga accompaniment? Sorry if this was obvious I just heard of this show yesterday.

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