I think this is the correct answer, at least in English language.

From the top of my head in roughly the right order:

Tis but a flesh wound You’re father smells of elderberries We want…a shrubbery Watery tarts throwing swords at people is no basis for a government She turned me into a newt On second thoughts, it’s a silly place Bravely bravely ran away You have to know these things when you’re a king you know

I thought the last scene was a bit of a cop out.

It took growing up to get it, but I love the scene where the peasant is explaining to King Arthur that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a terrible basis for a system of governance.

I was going to say Life of Brian, also extremely quotable

This was my first thought as well

We found them

Never seen it

Now, you listen here: 'e’s not the Messiah, 'e’s a very naughty boy! Now go away!

Ni!

Communism is just a red herring!

Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!

You don’t need any help from me, sir.

That’s right! …

To make a long story short…

Too late

Replying to myself to give The Sopranos an honorable mention!

Flames! Flames on the side of my face!

“Surely you can’t be serious.”

When Kramer hears about this, the shits gonna hit the fan.

What is it?

The hospital? What is it?

What’s the clearance Clarence?

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

That’s an entirely different situation all together now.