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74 points

every day I yearn for a Magneto movie where he is just straight up right about everything.

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Under communism this will be the only allowed format of super hero cape-shit movie. Just a series of movies where Magneto is right and vindicated and eventually wins in the series with the help of his human communist comrades and a broad group of mutants. And it ends with him visiting his friend Professor X in a comfortable low security re-education facility (actually located in the professor’s mansion for some reason) and playing chess with him in a homage to the old movies where Magneto is imprisoned and Xavier visits him to play chess. Then as the credits roll Magneto appears for a short message to remind the audience that in real life hundreds of thousands of ordinary people risked it all, sacrificed greatly and gave their lives to overthrow capitalism and that they are the true super heroes.

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70 points

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62 points

I need to renew my Magneto Was Right membership.

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Example 58219 of Wanda being The Worst

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29 points

sees people farming

SO I SEE YOU’VE BECOME A SLAVE OWNER!?

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51 points

And much like my local organization, they also frequently fight evil robots from the future

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Socialism with Ghost of Christmas WAAAAAY Future characteristics

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13 points

I will find Ebenezer Scrooge

We will find Skeletrex

We will smash his head in with Scrooge’s old man cane

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COMMUNISM!

MAGNETO WANTS TO KILL EVERYONE!

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