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70 points

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62 points

I need to renew my Magneto Was Right membership.

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Example 58219 of Wanda being The Worst

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29 points

sees people farming

SO I SEE YOU’VE BECOME A SLAVE OWNER!?

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51 points

And much like my local organization, they also frequently fight evil robots from the future

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Socialism with Ghost of Christmas WAAAAAY Future characteristics

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13 points

I will find Ebenezer Scrooge

We will find Skeletrex

We will smash his head in with Scrooge’s old man cane

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46 points

I’ve only seen some of the movies, so forgive me if my understanding of the story is wrong.

That being said, I think it’s a little harsh to call Xavier a sellout. He’s providing shelter and education to young people who’ve been kicked out of their homes, who probably wouldn’t survive for long on their own. The fact he’s managed to make it financially solvent should be seen as laudable. And… more than that, Magneto wouldn’t be able to cultivate members for his own movement without Xavier doing this! They’re really not diametric opposites, so much as mutually dependent.

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The relationship between Xavier and Magneto is both dialectical and homoerotic

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45 points

Not exactly a sellout, just a lib

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38 points

In the 2023 Hellfire Gala storyline, Charles Xavier mind controlled a unified mutant nation at the height of their power into peacefully surrendering to Orchis (an intergovernmental org formed by every major world government to exterminate mutants). They told him to force every mutant on earth to walk through portals that would “exile them off planet” or they’d execute random humans and blame mutants to prevent Xavier from realizing his dream of being accepted by polite society. Xavier agreed and tried to mind control every mutant on earth to walk into these portals against their will. To the surprise of absolutely no one, the portals were intended to kill any mutant that walked through them and effectively culled like 90% of the mutant population from Marvel continuity. Orchis then killed a bunch of humans and blamed it on mutants anyway just to spite Xavier.

Calling Xavier a sellout is putting it kindly.

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Don’t worry, they retconned/baited us with this mutant genocide and everybody was fine, thus justifying Xavier’s decisions…once again. Getting really tired of Charles ngl. Also really wish they’d just let a Genosha or Krakoa be a permanent or at least long-lasting fixture instead of doing yet another genocide plot.

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19 points

effectively culled like 90% of the mutant population from Marvel continuity.

This is the third time they’ve played that card? My God marvel, just do a reset on the main canon. There’s a reason why Ultimate sold as well as it did, DC does it every 20 years or so.

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20 points

“fell for it again despite my godlike psychic powers” award

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My biggest problem with Xavier is that he seems to be obsessed with respectability politics.

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Xavier is the well-meaning lib with money who sets up a shelter for gay teens, Magneto is Huey Newton.

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27 points

Magneto is Marcus Garvey

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74 points

every day I yearn for a Magneto movie where he is just straight up right about everything.

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Under communism this will be the only allowed format of super hero cape-shit movie. Just a series of movies where Magneto is right and vindicated and eventually wins in the series with the help of his human communist comrades and a broad group of mutants. And it ends with him visiting his friend Professor X in a comfortable low security re-education facility (actually located in the professor’s mansion for some reason) and playing chess with him in a homage to the old movies where Magneto is imprisoned and Xavier visits him to play chess. Then as the credits roll Magneto appears for a short message to remind the audience that in real life hundreds of thousands of ordinary people risked it all, sacrificed greatly and gave their lives to overthrow capitalism and that they are the true super heroes.

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