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Well, I assume the girlfriend knew the guy REALLY liked Ol’ Reliable, right? In this case, screaming “do what you want to me,” while clearly indicating a desire for something else, has been 100% respected.

If you want something different, say it specifically. Our pee pees are touching, kinda’ late for being Victorian about it…

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Slow deliberate strokes to finish is a fun way to change it up from pounding away.

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Should have called her a fuckin retard

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I randomly remember that story and crack up

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The internet has ruined dirty sex talk.

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Ask for bank card and pin.

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Flip her over on her belly and do her missionary doggy prone-bone style.

Edit: thanks @UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works!

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And put a mask on the back of her head if your facial recognition’s not participating in the fun.

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*prone bone

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