This is fucking genius.
Love it
I feel I’m missing something then. Anyone care to explain? (I know about the couch thing, that its his wife in the middle, and that the pope died after he visited him).
There is a game called “fuck, marry, kill” where you’re given a list of three people and you have to choose to fuck one, marry another, and kill the third. For example: Trump, Vance, and Putin… which would you choose to fuck, marry, or kill?
That’s easy
This joke is in the context of the game fuck marry kill (I’ve also heard it as kiss kill marry)
Basically it’s a fun social game (highly dependent on your group) of who’d you have a one stand with, who’d be your better half, and who’d you’d erase from existence
TLDR, it’s from a social game
The game, “Kiss, Marry, Kill”.
I would nominate this for this year’s meme awards.
Nobody thought about that earlier? We should do an instance about it or something. I’d do it, but after 2 years I still don’t know how the fediverse works.
It’s easy to set up. We could team up. I’ll do the comm if you want to help put together the posts.
I’m surprised I don’t hear more about his wife.
Why don’t we piss off his base more by mentioning his brown wife?
Because his true love is the couch. He actually killed the pope, because he wouldn’t let him marry the couch.
Usha Vance to Kamala Harris: “See this babe, you can’t get into the White House on your own. You gotta ride some hillbilly dick for that.”
His wife ? I thought priests are supposed to be unmarried ? I googled and couldn’t find any mention of his wife.
If the couch was brown the answers would be way different.
