Mine is that Picard talks in his sleep.

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K’Ehleyr is a Q in disguise.

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Data has always understood humor. He may not experience the emotion of mirth, but you don’t need that to understand humor. He is pretending not to understand as a practical joke.

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His biggest running joke is that he can’t use contractions. It would be nice if one day he tells everyone that he didn’t think they’d fall for it for so long.

Lal was using contractions in like a week and that was before her brain melted.

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Nick Locarno was a name Tom Paris went by for a while to distance himself from his father. I don’t care what Lower Decks had to say about it.

Q was Trelane all grown up. We’ll see if this holds up after SNW season 3 comes out.

Data always had emotions, he just didn’t understand them. Lore never had emotions, he was faking it.

Spot was a robot who underwent a series of upgrades throughout the series, and Data applied the lessons he learned from that to the development of his daughter.

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TNG character headcanon?

Worf is a narcissist. Reason: Kurn and Alexander were kept until no longer useful to him then discarded. #Justice4Kurn

Universe headcanon?

The Vulcans are augments and the romulans are the baseline diaspora. Reason: every time TPol was unphased by the anomaly because of her [superior] Vulcan physiology.

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At least Alexander got to join the House of Martok. All Kurn got was a memory wipe.

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Worf is a racist misogynistic deadbeat dad and its amazing he’s tolerated.

Rewatching Birthright had me absolutely disgusted with Worf “falling in love” with like a 16 year old he peeps on bathing in a pond then saying “you’re an abomination” when he finds out she’s half romulan

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He was kidnapped by humans and not raised properly. No big surprise he has attachment issues.

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He kicked a kid in half

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The Holodeck is for porn.

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That’s just canonical at this point. 👉 👌

Otherwise why can you create holograms of your coworkers to bang and apparently that’s not against the rules or the programming of the holodeck?

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Not just Barclay either. Remember laforge? He was basically married to his warp drive waifu and then she showed up and it’s like “oh shit uh awkward I’ve boned you in every hole”

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Wait a sec, tuvok literally used it to pon far. So even more canon, on screen canon!

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Snap. Now I need to write a parody of Avenue Q’s “The Internet Is For Porn” lol

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Definitely. They talk later about how it’s one of the largest breaches of trust walking in on someone’s use of it.

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I think this has been pretty explicitly confirmed in DS9 and LD.

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First of all, Holosuites are Farangi made.

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In the episode “The Perfect Mate” Riker gets all teased and worked up by the sexy alien.

He escapes the conversation saying “I’ll be in the holodeck” with a lot of implication!

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Isn’t it basically confirmed in tng as well with broccoli? I can’t quite remember

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It was never overtly stated that Barclay was doing sex stuff, though I thought it was a neat bit of world building how they said that recreating people they knew in real life was sort of taboo.

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“People use it for that!?”

“It’s almost exclusively that!”

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